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Waka_Laka
  • Town/Country : Florida
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 141
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Waka_Laka : I enjoy a lot of things, i'm up to meet new friends, but yea you have to admit, sometimes life just sucks.

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Today, I got fired. To make things worse, I had to sit in three-hour bumper to bumper traffic, waiting for a wreck to clear on my way home. In front of me was a fat man with a hairy butt crack on a motorcycle. I was forced to stare at a fat, underwear-less man's ass for 3 hours. FML

#8395812 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (18094) - you deserved it (2394)

On 02/18/2010 at 12:31am - work - by buttcrack (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML

#8350664 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (17741) - you deserved it (1504)

On 02/16/2010 at 8:30pm - misc - by misspriss (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML

#8292410 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (12411) - you deserved it (3077)

On 02/15/2010 at 8:35am - misc - by Floof (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML

#7475893 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (17335) - you deserved it (5117)

On 01/21/2010 at 3:20pm - health - by imalwaystired - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (753727) - you deserved it (63727)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179 (701)

I agree, your life sucks (569175) - you deserved it (51266)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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