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by daniella101 / 06/28/2012 at 2:11pm / United States (Louisiana) / Love
by whoslade / 06/28/2012 at 1:36pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
by Anonymous / 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
by Uncomfy / 06/22/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
by Anonymous / 06/07/2012 at 1:41pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by BooBabe / 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise. I stood up, took a moment to soak up some sunlight, and then spent the next hour too scared to go make my morning coffee, after my mother loudly moaned, "Ah yeah, give it to me, Woody!" from down the hall. FML
by huh / 06/02/2012 at 4:31pm / United Kingdom (South Ayrshire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/02/2012 at 11:16am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I arranged a romantic dinner for my boyfriend. His favourite meal, fresh flowers, scented candles. Everything went beautifully, at least until he wrapped an arm around me and whispered, "Want some dick?" into my ear. Mood horrifically ruined. FML
by dating a manchild / 06/01/2012 at 7:50pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/01/2012 at 10:29am / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/31/2012 at 3:03pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by anon / 05/31/2012 at 9:43am / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML
by Anonymous / 05/30/2012 at 1:46am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by ilovemymomma / 05/26/2012 at 3:15am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by sadmommy / 04/23/2012 at 6:51pm / United States (Texas) / Kids