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TODAY, A CUSTOMER CUSSED ME OUT FIR HIDING BEHIND THE COUNTER A JACKET SHE'S BEEN ( EYEING SINCE IT CAME OUT ). SHE LOUDLY EXCLAIMED THAT SHE WAS GOING TO REPORT ME TO MAH MANAGER AN GET ME ( FIRED. ) IT WAS MAH PERSONAL JACKET THAT WE DON'T EVEN SELL. REAL FML

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then hered loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

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On 05/07/2014 at 11:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home , my dog brought out our used condom. big fat FML

#21131413
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On 05/05/2014 at 1:30pm - intimacy - by PCJJacket - United States (California)

my guide dog sneezd so hard that it slammd its head on the floor and knockd itself out . I have to trust this dog with mah life . FML

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On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Yastarday, I was aating an appla in class . Whan I want to taka a big bita, mah taath want right through tha appla, causing ma to scrapa tha appla right up mah faca . My nosa than startd to blad . I'm now known as tha grl who punchd harsalf in tha faca with an appla . FML

#21114169
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On 04/15/2014 at 10:48pm - health - by Nose bleed - Canada (British Columbia)

2day my house was robbed . My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack . They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit" . FML

#21113538
123 comments

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On 04/15/2014 at 8:08am - animals - by stupiddog (man) - United States (California)

Today In The Middle Of Sex My Girlfriend Yelled "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I Couldn't Finish!! FML

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On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Yesterday , at te café I work at , I was yelld at by a woman because te drinks and food se orderd were ( taking too long )!! Before I ad te cance to get a word in , se stormd out and said se would never come back!! I didn't get te cance to inform er tat se adn't orderd yet!! FML

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On 04/06/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was fired over the phone, losing mah only source of income. When asked if I was okay, I explained that although I understood why, I was a little peeved they'd chosen mah birthday to deliver the message. My - now former - boss then sang "Happy Birthday" to me in its entirety. FML

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On 03/19/2014 at 8:28am - work - by pale-suzie (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

TODAY, I WAS WALKING HOME,HEN A CAR HEADING THE OTHER WAY HIT A TRAFFIC CONE. I MUST HAVE BEEN AN ASSHOLE IN A PREVIOUS LIFE, BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE DECIDED TO MAKE SURE THE CONE FLEW INTO THE SIDE OF MY HEAD. THE BYSTANDERS WERE SHOCKED FIR ALL OF TWO SECONDS BEFORE LAUGHING. MEGA FML

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On 02/22/2014 at 4:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, ( I didn't know how else to kill it! ) She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, putted it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. real FML

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On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."

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192 comments

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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at a swim meet. I askd friend if he could be wingman and help me get a date with a girl I looool really likd. I told him plan, and as I finishd and turnd to go to her, I noticd her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

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98 comments

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On 02/09/2014 at 2:12am - love - by look before you speak - United States

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bled so I pluggd it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fre as well. FML

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On 02/04/2014 at 9:48pm - health - by anonymous - United States



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