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  • Number of visits : 1798
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Waffcakes : You won\'t regret it.
But you will regret if you\'re ever rude to me. (:
I\'m so much fun to talk to. So go on.

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TODAY I WAS BABYSITTING MAH CO-WORKERS SON. HE WAS EATING JELL-O AND SPILT IT ON HIS TOP SO I PULLED OFF HIS PJ'S AND WENT IN HIS ROOM TO GRAB A NEW PAIR. I HEARD A THUNK AND RAN TO FIND HIM OUT COLD ON THE FLOOR. HIS PARENTS WALKED IN ON ME TRYING TO WAKE UP THERE NAKED 3 YEAR OLD. MEGA FML

#254366
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44273) - you deserved it (5412)

On 03/09/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by Noname (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was talking to mah mom. During the conversation she looool asked me, "Does he take his leg off when u guys r having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat u with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (237995) - you deserved it (31202)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty . When I went to make a point, I meant to say ( La pena de muerte ), which means ( The death penalty ) . I said, ( La pene de muerte ) . Turns out that means, ( The penis of death ) . FML

#206263
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26800) - you deserved it (41691)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was on mah way looool homa from a friands housa. I calld homa ahaad of tima to lat mah parants know. My dad pickd up and in a panting voica said, "Now isn't a good tima, driva around tha block fir 15 minutas." FML

#194766
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97339) - you deserved it (6041)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:20am - intimacy - by hlev24 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to te doctor wit my parents. Wen te doctor askd if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes. My mom laugd and said 'Good one. My dad, fir addd effect said, 'Your and doesn't count. FML

#99885
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64426) - you deserved it (6674)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with mah boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess startd openly flirting with him, and askd him if he needd a booster chair for his daughter. FML

#70392
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73725) - you deserved it (4496)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - ( 90% of teen virgin aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any. ) Another classmate pointd me out specifically. FML

#21964
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37436) - you deserved it (3064)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by herpderp (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Taday I drove my grlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents hered the crash and cummd down, we were both still nakd and she was unconscious. FML

#18143
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86933) - you deserved it (18181)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, Mah Nephew Askd Me How Babies R Made. I Thought He'd Had This Chat With His Mom, But I Went In To It Again. After A 20 Minute 'discussion', He Says ( So What About The Good Stuff - Get To The Blowjobs An The Lesbians. ) He's 11. FML

#3221
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30998) - you deserved it (3370)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)



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