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About Wabbajack789 : My Xbox Live Gamertag is Aecionix. If you want, send me a friend request.
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Today, I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze and was practically falling asleep at my till. He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk, he was just blind. Still refusing to sell him the beer, he started yelling at me, accusing me of "being racist against the 'blinds'". FML
Friday 19 September 2014