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WTFpancakes
  • Town/Country : Appleton, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 July 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1120
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14576) - you deserved it (72046)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML

#7571238
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23058) - you deserved it (5739)

On 01/25/2010 at 4:46pm - health - by Thorin (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML

#7436453
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7260) - you deserved it (29177)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:42pm - misc - by magicalDEATH (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

#7430304
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19363) - you deserved it (4291)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
282 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

#7405426
76 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 7:57pm - love - by IceMage (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

#7404915
257 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML

#7390490
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4234) - you deserved it (60469)

On 01/17/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by ow (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was on my way to meet the girl I like at the beach. I parked my truck and walked to the restaurant where I was supposed to meet her. She wasn't there so I called her and she told me she cancelled because it started raining. There wasn't a cloud in the sky. FML

#7390197
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24709) - you deserved it (2448)

On 01/17/2010 at 12:13am - love - by Weathersucks - France

Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML

#7380973
149 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 4:36pm - animals - by riptoofie (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my smoke alarm went off. In a frenzy, I called 9-1-1 and exited my house. Several minutes later a fire truck showed up. After investigating, one of the firemen informed me I needed to change the batteries in my smoke alarm. FML

#7375995
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5856) - you deserved it (31020)

On 01/16/2010 at 10:37am - misc - by lollerskate (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML

#7360453
338 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 4:30pm - misc - by Hungryman - France

Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

#7330766
37 comments

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On 01/13/2010 at 11:27pm - love - by meow (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML

#7327213
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6345) - you deserved it (33326)

On 01/13/2010 at 9:04pm - misc - by nekkiddrunk - United States

Today, I sneezed with so much force while I was driving that I whacked my head on the steering wheel and honked the horn. FML

#7268268
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18025) - you deserved it (3010)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:37pm - misc - by Hayley (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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