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  • Birth Date : Friday 27 December 1996 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 387
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Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML

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103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12742) - you deserved it (39733)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:49am - work - by Laura - United States

Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML

#17139363
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27073) - you deserved it (13994)

On 07/16/2011 at 6:52pm - health - by adamclmns (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

#17080145
164 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by ManInPain (man) - United States

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

#17029350
137 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Joe - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's sophisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. The first words to come out of his granny's mouth were, "If something happens to him, you won't get a f*cking cent of the insurance money, you hear?" FML

#17019380
111 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Jessica - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46132) - you deserved it (25033)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46132) - you deserved it (25033)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

#16765667
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50953) - you deserved it (5189)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

#16677911
338 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12649) - you deserved it (57917)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

#16661318
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37263) - you deserved it (3528)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)

Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML

#16628583
266 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by gerligrl97 - United States

Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

#16609106
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54425) - you deserved it (6850)

On 06/11/2011 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)



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