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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 May 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3401
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About WSUlife19 : FML is my well deserved study break :)

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Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML

#2968548
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17354) - you deserved it (44454)

On 06/17/2009 at 1:44pm - misc - by Longhorn2011 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

#1749459
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (140008) - you deserved it (14192)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being smart said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk and me. FML

#901011
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65781) - you deserved it (3271)

On 04/10/2009 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

#853708
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92346) - you deserved it (27554)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML

#663425
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (114236) - you deserved it (4798)

On 03/28/2009 at 3:42pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

#259596
386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86739) - you deserved it (27672)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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