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WJMacK

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About WJMacK : Nothing to say here, really. I'm only here to defeat my own boredom, after all.

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WJMacK's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Carribean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML

#12096842
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35982) - you deserved it (2476)

On 07/25/2010 at 1:45am - animals - by greaaaatt. - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML

#11704983
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30553) - you deserved it (16888)

On 07/06/2010 at 7:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

#9019177
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28913) - you deserved it (6513)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I started my spring break. My college is letting the students stay in the dorms for break, so I figured that staying here would mean getting more sleep than going home. Not so much. The fire alarm has been going off every 20 mins since 7:30am because they're "fixing" it. FML

#8916498
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20135) - you deserved it (3131)

On 03/08/2010 at 9:46am - misc - by sleepy2010 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was leaving Wal-Mart with my daughter when a man was speeding the wrong way in the parking lot. To avoid getting hit, I pulled over to the side. He thought I was going the wrong way. He got out cursing and screaming and punched a dent in my hood. FML

#8388229
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24273) - you deserved it (1989)

On 02/17/2010 at 9:46pm - misc - by WTFsalad (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

#7997693
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31167) - you deserved it (6818)

On 02/08/2010 at 12:21am - love - by cupcakemonsteryu - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML

#7992828
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40268) - you deserved it (3498)

On 02/07/2010 at 11:03pm - love - by Hm (woman) - United States (California)

Today, whilst at my boyfriend's family get together, his cousin got really drunk and decided to ask my boyfriend when he was planning on proposing to me, loud enough for everyone to hear. An awkward silence was followed by my boyfriend's mother, who clearly said "hopefully never." FML

#7118046
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33250) - you deserved it (2330)

On 01/03/2010 at 1:53am - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

#6806801
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29448) - you deserved it (2823)

On 12/18/2009 at 3:42am - misc - by Mogg (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I received a 4 page letter in the post from a woman telling me she was Alan's wife. She spoke about their wedding in 2004, their two beautiful kids who love their daddy very much (she included pictures), and how much she loves him. Alan is my husband of 7 years. FML

#6683091
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45717) - you deserved it (2450)

On 12/09/2009 at 6:47pm - love - by _RobotInDisguise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML

#5676795
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56763) - you deserved it (3309)

On 10/06/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by blackedout (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard anything about it, she told me that daily reminders had been sent out via email for weeks. She then discovered that she failed to enter my email address in the system. I was still fired. FML

#5607614
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47936) - you deserved it (2391)

On 10/02/2009 at 5:31pm - work - by Rae (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

#5315969
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38744) - you deserved it (9408)

On 09/17/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by sara (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML

#4412147
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50397) - you deserved it (2648)

On 08/09/2009 at 7:11pm - love - by roobb (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that a spontaneous romantic gesture of arriving home early with flowers and wine is not welcome when your wife is busy having sex with your brother. FML

#4306475
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116104) - you deserved it (4587)

On 08/05/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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