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  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 June 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6198
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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WFMS's favorite FMLs

Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML

#3846556
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53541) - you deserved it (6473)

On 07/18/2009 at 12:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

#3842566
436 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37822) - you deserved it (98288)

On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box', which contained many childhood treasures. After pulling out a variety of dresses and baby pictures, she says, "... and here's my belly button!" and plops an umbilical chord in my hands. FML

#3840283
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51051) - you deserved it (3379)

On 07/17/2009 at 8:12pm - kids - by heresmybellybotton (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML

#3830576
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30131) - you deserved it (92632)

On 07/17/2009 at 12:59pm - love - by anonamous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while talking on the phone with my long distance boyfriend, he let me know that he was getting married in August to "some girl" for his papers. After I objected he told me, "well you can marry me if you want." I'm not sure if I just got dumped or proposed to. FML

#3804007
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48438) - you deserved it (5544)

On 07/16/2009 at 2:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

#3600725
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61946) - you deserved it (7365)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:17am - love - by hatboxghost (man) - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting friendly. Three feet away from me. FML

#3421405
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64381) - you deserved it (4582)

On 07/02/2009 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Ghostie (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my boss in my police dept. told me to start enforcing the "no bikes on sidewalks" law which we usually ignore. I pulled up behind the first person I saw riding a bike on a sidewalk and flashed my lights. It turned out to be a boy with down syndrome who was so upset he cried and peed. FML

#1873623
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74050) - you deserved it (13962)

On 05/12/2009 at 2:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

#424816
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (359850) - you deserved it (33588)

On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was flirting with a really hot guy at a track meet and I gave him my number. When I asked him what school he went to he replied, "Oh, I don't go to school, We're from the juvenile corrections facility." FML

#410087
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64273) - you deserved it (23585)

On 03/17/2009 at 10:42am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)



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