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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 September 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1152
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About WD_Stevens : Don't let my English accent fool you, I am Australian. I'm a bit old-fashioned but I like to think that's part of my charm (what charm?).

I'm a writer, actor, musician and general tech person. I love doing it all but if I could just work out how to make money off it, that would be grand.

Feel free to message me if you want - I love a good natter.

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Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24697) - you deserved it (71672)

On 09/11/2013 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by lyfisdyno - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53296) - you deserved it (11471)

On 08/02/2013 at 9:58am - misc - by YouSoSmelly (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42884) - you deserved it (28736)

On 07/28/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I attended an elderly patient's funeral. He died of a heart attack after his daughter, as his carer, stopped all of his meds in favour of a half-cup of garlic a day. Apparently she'd "read an article" about the healing power of garlic, which trumped my 6-year degree. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51704) - you deserved it (2816)

On 07/26/2013 at 3:58am - health - by Saddoc (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I tossed half a sausage to a dog sitting beside a park bench. It wasn't until he lunged for it and dragged the man beside him off of the bench that I realized it was a seeing eye dog. FML


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On 03/20/2013 at 7:53pm - animals - by SolaceInRage (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met the man of my dreams. We saw a movie, then went to a bar. It went perfectly, until he got wasted and started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" to me while everyone laughed. Then I woke up, having just been Rickrolled by my own subconscious. FML

Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML


I agree, your life sucks (35875) - you deserved it (2743)

On 03/08/2013 at 6:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she could not stand the thought of being in a relationship with a man who wears orange. This is the first time I've worn an orange shirt in at least 6 months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35233) - you deserved it (3454)

On 02/25/2013 at 3:33am - love - by vat (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I was playing Slender, when I caught a glimpse of the Slenderman. I jumped in my chair, letting rip a huge fart in the process. Nobody heard it, but only because my shrieks of terror drowned out the sound. FML


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On 02/08/2013 at 4:59pm - misc - by theydidsmellitthough (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML


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On 02/03/2013 at 9:16pm - love - by guessnot (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was trying to sleep away a fever, when my grandma woke me up. She was sitting next to me, shoving gummy bears into my mouth until I started choking. She laughed, ran away, and denied everything. FML


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On 01/30/2013 at 2:59pm - health - by cay - United States (New York)

Today, I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossed-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" FML


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On 08/26/2012 at 5:21am - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today, I made my friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sized nose attached to them. They laughed hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because my real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML


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On 05/11/2012 at 9:24am - misc - by MobPerfect (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

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