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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1754
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About WATCHxM3xDI3 : I love music, eyeliner, boys, Hot Topic, shopping, Ryan Ross, Brendon Urie, Pete Wentz, sharp objects, pink, black, neon colors, nail polish and Converses. Hates: preps, jocks, people who think everyone cares about EVERYTHING they do, my family, school.

Fave bands: The Academy Is, Aiden, Alesana, All Time Low, Amy Studt, Between the Trees, Blessthefall, Boys Like Girls, Breaking Benjamin, The Cab, Cobra Starship, Cute Is What We Aim For, David Cook, Death Cab For Cutie, Demi Lovato, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Flyleaf, Forever the Sickest Kids, Four Year Strong, From First To Last, Gym Class Heroes, Hey Monday, Hit The Lights, The Hush Sound, Katy Perry, The Main, Mayday Parade, Metro Station, Panic at the Disco, Paramore, A Perfect Circle, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, A Rocket to the Moon, Secondhand Serenade, Skillet, Taking Back Sunday, Thousand Foot Krutch, Three Days Grace, Underoath, The Used, Utada Hikaru, We the Kings, Within Temptation, 30 Seconds to Mars

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Today, my parents were taking a tour of my apartment when my bird started making noises. It was mimicking my moans from when I was having sex yesterday. It was screaming in my voice, very noticeably. FML

#350139
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72752) - you deserved it (27235)

On 03/15/2009 at 6:45pm - intimacy - by Moanie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

#334226
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56352) - you deserved it (18558)

On 03/15/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by marsbar (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML

#285039
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16165) - you deserved it (65395)

On 03/12/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by Jaeda (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML

#284763
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63326) - you deserved it (21359)

On 03/12/2009 at 3:49pm - health - by mugs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

#206263
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26644) - you deserved it (41587)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

#160435
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27686) - you deserved it (95826)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by textfail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1158657) - you deserved it (115980)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, me and my girlfriend got into a fight. After giving my genius response to one of her asinine comments, I stormed out of the store, having the last word. Ten minutes later she comes out to find me in the parking lot. My car wouldn't start. She texts me "Karma's a bitch" then drives away. FML

#159138
46 comments

Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML

#153783
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86161) - you deserved it (6501)

On 02/27/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by uthinkucandraw (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

#148827
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110872) - you deserved it (11710)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any european guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML

#146890
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62072) - you deserved it (6106)

On 02/26/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by bilol (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

#145421
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17790) - you deserved it (50070)

On 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Stixchop (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML

#137064
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65202) - you deserved it (8475)

On 02/25/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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