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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 July 1991 (23 years)
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About VvCJHvV : Currently enlisted in U.S. Navy as a Nuclear Propulsions Machinist Mate. Lots of schooling at the moment and it is pretty tough. More so than expected, but that means its just an even better experience. I love it so far, and would recommend it for anyone.

I love working out, playing sports, hanging out with my friends, hitting up the beach, movies, and having a fun time. When I'm not doing that, I'm pretty much studying constantly.

I am no where near close to being a douchebag, just saying, if anything I am completely the opposite. I'm respectful, kind, and "sweet". If you don't believe me ask OliviaNicole, she's freaking amazing O.O. Message me if you'd like, I don't bite. I'll be sure to respond to almost anything that you have to ask :)

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