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VudgeEyeNuh
  • Town/Country : Miami Shores, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 April 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 79
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 41 posted

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Today, I went to a BBQ. The night was going well until I had to wrestle car keys away from my intoxicated mother in front of all my friends. FML

#20007077
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16111) - you deserved it (1355)

On 08/07/2012 at 2:16am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML

#13498140
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24126) - you deserved it (2328)

On 10/18/2010 at 11:52am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in on time. And missed. FML

#13391537
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9735) - you deserved it (21642)

On 10/10/2010 at 11:16am - misc - by Icey_dan1 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML

#13037540
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31568) - you deserved it (3548)

On 09/13/2010 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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