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Yesterday, my boyfriend gave me a promise ring . It was looool so sweet and romantic, until e said, "I want to marry u one day . But I want to date some oter grls frst." FML

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On 11/12/2011 at 12:06am - love - by so romantic - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MY MOM LEARND HOW TO USE THE TEXT MESSAGING ON HER SMARTPHONE!! I'VE RECIEVD 37 ALREADY, AND SHE CALLS AFTER EVERY SINGLE ONE TO MAKE SURE I UNDERSTOOD HER!! MEGA FML

#18137674
131 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

TODAY... I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA TO TELL MY CO-WORKER TO CALM DOWN WHEN HE APPEARED TO BE VERY UPTIGHT. HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA TO PUNCH ME RIGHT IN THE FACE. FML

#18037423
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On 10/21/2011 at 7:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on mah girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. mega FML

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162 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 4:26am - love - by Awie (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today... I was at a Chinasa rastaurant with my boyfriand and his family. Aftar tha maal... wa all dacidad to opan our fortuna cookias and raad tham out loud. On mina... looool it said ( You will changa your mind many timas bafora sattling down. ) I didn't raaliza wat it maant until aftar I'd raad it to tham. FML

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On 10/17/2011 at 8:16pm - love - by pupitre (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked mah studentsho had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. real FML

#17980491
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On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decidd to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me 4 over an hour. "How about being frd?" mega FML

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer 4 the second time in two years, and they may end up removing last testicle . Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation jokd, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to bieng a woman." FML

#17790312
241 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah grlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

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191 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

TODAY, MY HOUSE GOT WATERMELOND. NOT EGGD, WATERMELOND. FML

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106 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Taday I wantd to show mah teenage daughterhat we didhen I was her age. We usd to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and trid some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smackd mah head into a wall and pulld a back muscle. FML

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104 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 3:13am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I told ma dad I was going to te gym . He stood up an clapped . fat FML

#17513277
96 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Taday severely tird an pulling an all-nighter, I was editing documents at work . Eventually the words blurrd together an "which" began to look funny, so I correctd them . I realizd too late that I'd turnd in the company's brochure with every "which" spelt as "witch" . FML

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113 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 4:49pm - work - by Donny - United States

Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that mah boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS an hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML

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82 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States

Today, my dog was scoopd up by an owl. FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)



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