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Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

#19392856
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27271) - you deserved it (2136)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was talking about phobias and anxiety disorders in psychology class. I nearly had a panic attack because I was worried that someone might realize I suffer from them. FML

#19370577
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22028) - you deserved it (3616)

On 03/29/2012 at 4:16pm - work - by nicoleee - United States

Today, I flew to Florida with my grandma. She tried to go through airport security with a pocket knife in her backpack. FML

#19369663
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20639) - you deserved it (1753)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by yelyah - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML

#19369519
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19914) - you deserved it (1805)

On 03/29/2012 at 11:42am - work - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML

#19367964
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23181) - you deserved it (2709)

On 03/29/2012 at 1:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

#19263834
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7071) - you deserved it (33394)

On 03/12/2012 at 10:55am - misc - by gengiskarn69 (man) - United States

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

#18734147
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30820) - you deserved it (13564)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

#18630466
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32993) - you deserved it (3259)

On 12/28/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

#18586470
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26152) - you deserved it (4934)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

#18460733
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21355) - you deserved it (29259)

On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada

Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares" as he walked away chuckling. FML

#18400111
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33713) - you deserved it (4071)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30157) - you deserved it (3898)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was heading to the beach with my mom following. I went through a yellow light and got a call from her complaining that I had left her. So, I made it a point to stop at the next yellow light. She rear-ended me. FML



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