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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
VooDooCarrie91's favorite FMLs
by lotd / 07/31/2012 at 7:28pm / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/30/2012 at 11:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 07/29/2012 at 9:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML
by Insomniac / 07/28/2012 at 5:56am / United States (Alaska) / Health
Today, my daughter proudly showed me her new tattoo sleeve, which is made up of an angry cupcake, hemp leaves, and a My Little Pony character. She's almost 30, still unemployed, and still lives in my home. I now have no hope of her ever becoming a productive member of society. FML
by Anonymous / 07/27/2012 at 3:04pm / Norway (Ostfold) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/27/2012 at 5:25am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by lexithepirate / 07/27/2012 at 5:24am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 07/26/2012 at 1:02pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/26/2012 at 12:39pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Just Me / 07/26/2012 at 1:04am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
by Bontempi / 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm / France / Miscellaneous
by tuggernuts / 07/17/2012 at 11:32am / United States / Intimacy
by Sherry / 07/11/2012 at 9:29am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one…