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Voldy

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1295
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Voldy : I'm probably the worst commenter you'll ever see.. yet, the best.

Voldy's page activity

Visits<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 11:31pm<b>Perplexed_Aris</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 6:33am<b>Etched</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 7:39pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 9:21pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 6:00am<b>_Could_Be_Worse</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 3:36pm<b>RavingHaven</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 10:20am<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 12:18am<b>Railworker12</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 6:24pm<b>ayejaye14</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 1:39am<b>Mr_Guy_Dude</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 1:00am<b>ragingatheist</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 10:30am<b>UserOfTheMind</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 5:37pm<b>mt631</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 4:46pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 5:19pm<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 04/12/2014 at 11:31pm<b>koileap</b> - the 04/03/2014 at 3:55pm<b>diah</b> - the 01/25/2014 at 10:45pm

Fucked!<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 5:31am<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 3:21am

Voldy's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Voldy's favorite FMLs

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was sent to group therapy. A girl spent twenty minutes telling us horrible details of having been raised incestuously. A side effect of my new medication is yawning. FML

by fiercehawk / 04/24/2013 at 2:23am / United States (Indiana) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's stupid Harlem Shake video. When I declined, he threatened to fire me if I didn't take part. I ended up being the guy who had to furiously pelvic thrust before the music dropped. FML

by mypelvishurts / 02/23/2013 at 2:32am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I was flirting with a really hot guy at a track meet and I gave him my number. When I asked him what school he went to he replied, "Oh, I don't go to school, We're from the juvenile corrections facility." FML

by Noname / 03/17/2009 at 10:42am / United States (California) / Love