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by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by fiercehawk / 04/24/2013 at 2:23am / United States (Indiana) / Health
Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's stupid Harlem Shake video. When I declined, he threatened to fire me if I didn't take part. I ended up being the guy who had to furiously pelvic thrust before the music dropped. FML
by mypelvishurts / 02/23/2013 at 2:32am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I was flirting with a really hot guy at a track meet and I gave him my number. When I asked him what school he went to he replied, "Oh, I don't go to school, We're from the juvenile corrections facility." FML
by Noname / 03/17/2009 at 10:42am / United States (California) / Love
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