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Voldy
  • Town/Country : Dubai, UAE
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 506
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Voldy : I'm probably the worst commenter you'll ever see.. yet, the best.

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Today, I was sent to group therapy. A girl spent twenty minutes telling us horrible details of having been raised incestuously. A side effect of my new medication is yawning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37779) - you deserved it (2811)

On 04/24/2013 at 2:23am - health - by fiercehawk (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's stupid Harlem Shake video. When I declined, he threatened to fire me if I didn't take part. I ended up being the guy who had to furiously pelvic thrust before the music dropped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29791) - you deserved it (4475)

On 02/23/2013 at 2:32am - work - by mypelvishurts - United States (California)



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