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Voldy
  • Town/Country : Dubai, UAE
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 743
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Voldy : I'm probably the worst commenter you'll ever see.. yet, the best.

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Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

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507 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17110) - you deserved it (123283)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was sent to group therapy. A girl spent twenty minutes telling us horrible details of having been raised incestuously. A side effect of my new medication is yawning. FML

Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's stupid Harlem Shake video. When I declined, he threatened to fire me if I didn't take part. I ended up being the guy who had to furiously pelvic thrust before the music dropped. FML

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103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34412) - you deserved it (5947)

On 02/23/2013 at 2:32am - work - by mypelvishurts - United States (California)

Today, I was flirting with a really hot guy at a track meet and I gave him my number. When I asked him what school he went to he replied, "Oh, I don't go to school, We're from the juvenile corrections facility." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59285) - you deserved it (21638)

On 03/17/2009 at 10:42am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)



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