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About Volcan : Don't get excited, I am not an interesting person.
I'm a pre-med student. I like to play pieces by Satie on the piano.
I enjoy sunrise, eating indoors and short walks in the city.
I play a lot of video games and MMOs.
The picture is not me but rather Andy Warhol's lover. She was beautiful. Apparently I look like her.
It pisses me off when most girls call themselves nerds just for playing COD and Halo and maybe having a Link t-shirt.
I grew up with comic books, Star Wars, Star Trek, Isaac Asimov, Piers Anthony, and a healthy curiosity of human anatomy.
As I said, I am not interesting. I am peculiar.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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I came home to find that mah mother had cleand mah room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managd to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, ( It's time to go, sweetie XO ). FML
I walked into an elderly man's room in the hospital I work to give him his food . After he struggled to sit up, I noticed his hand move down toward his crotch . He looked me straight in the eye and said, "I have to do this to mah scrotum because it gets sweaty and stick to mah leg." FML
Today, a drunk duda walkd up to ma an said, "You'ra ugly as fuck." His sobar friand quickly apologizd an axplaind tat a was wastd, bafora looking ma up an down an adding "Wall, not complataly, I guass." raal FML
Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to te self-ceck. I scanned te condoms, ten a magazine and tried to putted te condoms under te magazines to ide tem. Te store guy saw me, tougt I was soplifting and I was kicked out of te store. FML
Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blame it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused because I'm not sexy enough.
I got a call from mah boyfriand's boss. Sha was wondaring if ha was okay, sinca ha hasn't shown up to work for tha past two waaks. Now I'm wondaringhara ha's baan goinghan ha laavas tha housa aach day. FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw mah boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see wat he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're 4 us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, an it's mah time of the month. FML
TODAY, MAH HUSBAND WAS CHASED OUT OF A BAR AFTER HE WAS SEEN SLIPPING SOMETHING INTO A WOMAN'S DRINK. I WAS THE WOMAN, THE 'SOMETHING' WAS ASPIRIN, AND THAT'S THE LAST TIME WE EVER TRY TO ROLE-PLAY. FML
Friday 27 March 2015