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Volcan

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Volcan
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 17362
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Volcan : Don't get excited, I am not an interesting person.
I'm a pre-med student. I like to play pieces by Satie on the piano.
I enjoy sunrise, eating indoors and short walks in the city.
I play a lot of video games and MMOs.
The picture is not me but rather Andy Warhol's lover. She was beautiful. Apparently I look like her.
It pisses me off when most girls call themselves nerds just for playing COD and Halo and maybe having a Link t-shirt.
I grew up with comic books, Star Wars, Star Trek, Isaac Asimov, Piers Anthony, and a healthy curiosity of human anatomy.

As I said, I am not interesting. I am peculiar.

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Volcan's favorite FMLs

Today.. . on te train.. . I was sitting next to a omeless man . As we left te train e sook ma and and was seemingly on is way . Tat was until e caugt me greeting ma boyfriend.. . to wic e decided to tell te romantic story of ow e murdered a man fir "getting too close to is woman."

#20845971
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40280) - you deserved it (2765)

On 08/20/2013 at 4:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

TODAY, I HAD TO ENDURE GRLFRIEND CRYING AND SCREAMING AT ME . THE REASON? I'M NOT ABLE TO PLEASE HER LIKE THE FICTIONAL CHARACTER CHRISTIAN GREY IN 50 SHADE OF GREY . WHEN SHE LEFT ME, SHE TOOK ALL HER STUFF AND LEFT ME WITH COPIE OF THE 3 BOOKS . FML

#20845941
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41240) - you deserved it (3978)

On 08/20/2013 at 4:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today..!! I got a steering wheel cover to stop my obsessive steering wheel picking!! After putting it on..!! I realizd it was crookd..!! causing me to have OCD fits every time I drive!! I can still pick at the steering wheel around the cover!! FML

#20845898
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31427) - you deserved it (9240)

On 08/20/2013 at 3:08am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, a kid in class dropped his paper on the floor. I held on to my desk with one hand and reached fir the paper with my other hand. I lost balance and tilted both my chair and desk over, nailing the floor as everything on my desk hit the ground with me. He picked the paper up himself. real FML

#20845667
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35919) - you deserved it (5140)

On 08/20/2013 at 12:01am - misc - by nice guys finish last - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I walkad in on mah brothar smoking waad!! Ha immadiataly triad to hida it by dropping it down his pants , still lit!! Scraaming in pain , ha pullad down his pants!! Tha ashas burnad his knob!! I had to taka him to tha amargancy room!! FML

Today, my spouse asked me if I could transfer some of the passion I have 4 buffalo wings into our relationship. FML

Today... I found out I'm pregnant. I told boyfriend an close family... who were all ecstatic. Then he told his mother. Her reaction? "It better come out looking lyk him." FML

Yesterday, I was at a ( bring your family to work ) event. I noticed my coworker brought his kids but not his wife, so I asked, ( No wife today? ) Everyone glared at me and he pointedly replied that she's married to someone else now. I had no idea. Now everyone thinks I'm an insensitive prick. FML

#20844855
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42603) - you deserved it (8340)

On 08/19/2013 at 3:04pm - work - by insensitive prick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got to watch how easy it is to break into mah flat, after I lockd myself out an went to mah neighbour 4 help. He usd a blunt pencil. mega looool FML

Today, I bid on an item on eBay, only to fine the exact item I wantd laterhile out in the city. I bought it, assuming I would be outbid, as always. Nope. FML

I FOUND OUT THAT APPARENTLY I'M IN MIAMI. I AM ALSO ENJOYING A FIVE-STAR HOTEL AND ALL OF ITS SERVICES. ONLY ONE PROBLEM: I'M STILL HERE, STUCK IN A SMALL SUBURBAN TOWN. F*CK IDENTITY THEFT. FML

#20844068
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49532) - you deserved it (2864)

On 08/19/2013 at 12:30am - misc - by iwannagotomiamitoo - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, I had sex with a guy I've likd for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML

#20844009
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45276) - you deserved it (13927)

On 08/18/2013 at 11:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY... I BROKE INTO TEARS AT WORK AFTER BEING TOLD MAH AUNT HAD A STROKE. MY BOSS TOLD ME TO "SUCK IT UP... NO ONE IS THAT CLOSE TO THERE AUNT." MY AUNT ADOPTED ME WHEN MAH MOTHER PASSED AWAY. FML

Today, I was to giva a businass raport to savaral important saraoldars . Rigt at ta start, looool I broka into a couging fit, tan got so narvous tat I froza up . Wan I triad to axcusa mysalf, I trippad ovar my own faat . I'm now facing damotion 4 making ta company look bad . FML

#20843443
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39960) - you deserved it (5250)

On 08/18/2013 at 5:23pm - work - by socianx (man) - Albania

TODAY, I FOUND OUT YAT ANOTHAR OF MY GUY FRIANDS LIKD MA. I POSTD THAT I JUST WANTD A GUY FRIAND THAT HAD ABSOLUTALY NO ROMANTIC FAALINGS 4 MA. MY CRUSH VOLUNTAARD. FML

#20842536
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31538) - you deserved it (61767)

On 08/18/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by fail - United States



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