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Volcan

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Volcan
  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 17389
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Volcan : Don't get excited, I am not an interesting person.
I'm a pre-med student. I like to play pieces by Satie on the piano.
I enjoy sunrise, eating indoors and short walks in the city.
I play a lot of video games and MMOs.
The picture is not me but rather Andy Warhol's lover. She was beautiful. Apparently I look like her.
It pisses me off when most girls call themselves nerds just for playing COD and Halo and maybe having a Link t-shirt.
I grew up with comic books, Star Wars, Star Trek, Isaac Asimov, Piers Anthony, and a healthy curiosity of human anatomy.

As I said, I am not interesting. I am peculiar.

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Volcan's favorite FMLs

yesterday mah fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three yeres before we even met.

#20878703
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66527) - you deserved it (7195)

On 09/12/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by Crazy Crazy Crazy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

today even after loving him unconditionally , mah originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband,ho within the past two yeres lost almost 200 pounds , left me because now , he "can do so much better". FML

#20874079
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72550) - you deserved it (4102)

On 09/09/2013 at 3:19am - love - by heartbroken - United States (California)

TODAY, WHILE WORKING AT HOME DEPOT, I WAS ASKED TO CUT SOME WIRE . WHEN I ASKED HER HOW MUCH, SHE SAID, "FROM MAH COMPUTER TO THE WALL" . AFTER EXPLAINING FIR A WHILE THAT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW FAR THAT IS, SHE LEFT . FML

Today, I Was Asked To Dumb Myself Down So The People I Was Training Could Comprehend Wat I Was Saying. Big Fat FML

#20868484
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37284) - you deserved it (6498)

On 09/05/2013 at 2:57am - work - by Retarded (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I finally got up the courage to talk to mah four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently , an how I needed his support while I try to get mah self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML

#20868475
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37213) - you deserved it (4703)

On 09/05/2013 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Warrington)

Today, I realized that I have a rack and butt most grls would be jealous of. That wouldn't be bad if I wasn't a dude. looool FML

Today, I used a restroom. While doing mah thing, the power in mah building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at mah stall. When the power cummed back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

#20867818
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45812) - you deserved it (3121)

On 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm - work - by dear god help me. - United States (Hawaii)

TODAY, I TOOK MAH DRIVER'S TEST. THE WOMAN ADMINISTERING IT WOULDN'T EVEN LOOK AT ME, SO TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY I SAID THE FIRST THING I COULD THINK OF: ( IT MUST BE SCARY GETTING IN THE CAR WITH SOMEONE U DON'T KNOW! ) SHE FAILED ME FIR ( EXCESSIVE CHATTING. ) FML

#20867699
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39890) - you deserved it (4411)

On 09/04/2013 at 5:14pm - work - by UGGGH that was my 2nd attempt too (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I Put Scribbles... Lines... Shape And Random Words On Mah Calendar Just To Make It Seem Like I Was Busy. This Isn't The First Time. FML

#20867690
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29442) - you deserved it (8042)

On 09/04/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by cherbear1000 - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I went to mah frst class of the year . The frst thing the teacher said was , "I hate this f*cking school." FML

#20867651
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34449) - you deserved it (2664)

On 09/04/2013 at 4:39pm - misc - by swana99 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I collected mah new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all mah classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead an have no idea how I supposedly died. big fat FML

#20867417
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50203) - you deserved it (2598)

On 09/04/2013 at 11:59am - work - by resurrected - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after bieng constipated 4 a wile. I tougt I was alone, so I pretended I was giving brt to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next ting I know, I ear a knock at te door and my mom asking, "Sould I call 911?" FML

#20866525
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23590) - you deserved it (37414)

On 09/03/2013 at 7:53pm - health - by ugh - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah new creative writing teacher informed the class that we should consult him before writing anything "dark or disturbing." I only took the class because mah therapist recommended that I join the class so I could freely express mah darker thoughts without her help or a fear of bieng judged. mega FML

#20866346
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35240) - you deserved it (2626)

On 09/03/2013 at 5:43pm - misc - by depressed (woman) - United States (New York)

2day I was at tha doctor's gatting a chack up . Ha askad ma if I was allargic to anything, tohich I blurtad out, "Cats." Ha gava ma a waird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't giva you cats." FML

#20865755
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40899) - you deserved it (6701)

On 09/03/2013 at 4:17am - health - by NoNotCats =^._.^= (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said wit a smrk... "A little clotes-mindd... r we?" looool He slappd me. Hard. FML

#20865687
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51315) - you deserved it (11129)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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