About Volcan : Don't get excited, I am not an interesting person.
I'm a pre-med student. I like to play pieces by Satie on the piano.
I enjoy sunrise, eating indoors and short walks in the city.
I play a lot of video games and MMOs.
The picture is not me but rather Andy Warhol's lover. She was beautiful. Apparently I look like her.
It pisses me off when most girls call themselves nerds just for playing COD and Halo and maybe having a Link t-shirt.
I grew up with comic books, Star Wars, Star Trek, Isaac Asimov, Piers Anthony, and a healthy curiosity of human anatomy.
As I said, I am not interesting. I am peculiar.
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Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
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On 07/15/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by RIP - United States
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
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On 07/14/2012 at 7:15am - intimacy - by zstarr - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was at the mall with my friend, when an old lady walked up to us. She looked at my friend and said, "My dear, you're gorgeous! I bet all the boys want you!" She then shot me a brief look and walked off. FML
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On 07/11/2012 at 2:46pm - misc - by uglygurl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML
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On 07/10/2012 at 6:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML
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On 07/09/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by Nofriends (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
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On 07/08/2012 at 11:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
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On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
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On 07/06/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I still can't decide whether masturbating while looking at myself makes me narcissistic or just plain pathetic. FML
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On 07/04/2012 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Jenna (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by needmorelocks - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML
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On 07/02/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by nobrony (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML
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On 07/02/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by nobrony (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 2:49am - animals - by BloodFaerie (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know..." FML
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