About Volcan : Don't get excited, I am not an interesting person.
I'm a pre-med student. I like to play pieces by Satie on the piano.
I enjoy sunrise, eating indoors and short walks in the city.
I play a lot of video games and MMOs.
The picture is not me but rather Andy Warhol's lover. She was beautiful. Apparently I look like her.
It pisses me off when most girls call themselves nerds just for playing COD and Halo and maybe having a Link t-shirt.
I grew up with comic books, Star Wars, Star Trek, Isaac Asimov, Piers Anthony, and a healthy curiosity of human anatomy.
As I said, I am not interesting. I am peculiar.
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Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML
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On 10/01/2012 at 11:02am - love - by fiftyno (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was really impressed with the man I've been in a relationship with for over 2 years. He had finally really cleaned his apartment. Everything was washed and fixed, even my stuff was cleared from open surfaces. All so his lover would not find out about me. FML
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On 09/30/2012 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Oslo)
Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am beyond terrified. FML
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On 09/29/2012 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am beyond terrified. FML
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On 09/29/2012 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to spank the ferret in bed and spray me while singing the Spiderman theme song. FML
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On 09/29/2012 at 5:14am - intimacy - by BabyG2222 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, after months of believing my marriage has been better than ever, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbor. I can't afford to move, and I have to see the fake-titted homewrecker every day. FML
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On 09/26/2012 at 1:07pm - love - by sucker (woman) - United States (Vermont)
Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML
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On 09/25/2012 at 8:13am - misc - by oreoblizzard619 (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he says, "There's too much of an age gap between us" and that it makes him "feel like a pedophile". He's only four months older than I am. FML
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On 09/24/2012 at 4:15am - love - by Alright. (woman) - United States (Montana)
Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML
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On 09/24/2012 at 1:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found out that my parents changed the code on our alarm system while they were out of town. The police could not verify I was their son, despite spending hours trying to get hold of them. They thought it was just another telemarketer. FML
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On 09/23/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that my parents changed the code on our alarm system while they were out of town. The police could not verify I was their son, despite spending hours trying to get hold of them. They thought it was just another telemarketer. FML
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On 09/23/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML
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On 09/22/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by busted (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML
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On 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm - kids - by SadDad (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML
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On 09/21/2012 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was excited to get my first writing assignment since starting law school. I found out that I have to write a paper defending free speech. This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have to defend the Westboro Baptist Church and if I weren't a former Marine. FML
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On 09/19/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by LawStudent (man) - United States (Indiana)
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