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Volcan

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Volcan
  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 20024
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Volcan : Don't get excited, I am not an interesting person.
I'm a pre-med student. I like to play pieces by Satie on the piano.
I enjoy sunrise, eating indoors and short walks in the city.
I play a lot of video games and MMOs.
The picture is not me but rather Andy Warhol's lover. She was beautiful. Apparently I look like her.
It pisses me off when most girls call themselves nerds just for playing COD and Halo and maybe having a Link t-shirt.
I grew up with comic books, Star Wars, Star Trek, Isaac Asimov, Piers Anthony, and a healthy curiosity of human anatomy.

As I said, I am not interesting. I am peculiar.

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Volcan's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML

#18524241
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30121) - you deserved it (26099)

On 12/15/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by Oja1 - United States (Montana)

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents woke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

#18482470
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14742) - you deserved it (25195)

On 12/11/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

#18474194
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24000) - you deserved it (18673)

On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12086) - you deserved it (91469)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML

#18451014
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29411) - you deserved it (3042)

On 12/07/2011 at 5:28am - misc - by wayne - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML

#18443540
100 comments

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

#18358033
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69995) - you deserved it (3453)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML

#18350847
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7536) - you deserved it (58558)

On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I tried to buy a bottle of wine from the supermarket. The scrawny, acne-ridden kid at the checkout asked to see my ID. I didn't have any on me, since I'm 37 years old and didn't expect to be asked stupid questions. I complained to his manager, only to be asked to leave. FML

#18338380
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13165) - you deserved it (49410)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:19pm - misc - by Andrew - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML

#18244080
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28932) - you deserved it (2989)

On 11/14/2011 at 3:45am - work - by Anon - United States (Nevada)

Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three dollar coins in his stomach. The surgery to remove them is $600. FML

#18148198
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29608) - you deserved it (4067)

On 11/03/2011 at 4:06pm - money - by oneillrox - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

#18146930
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8841) - you deserved it (39551)

On 11/03/2011 at 12:13pm - work - by hatemyboss - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23867) - you deserved it (15481)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, during my fourth solo day working as a meter-maid, I had a vehicle towed for being parked in front of a fire hydrant. The vehicle belonged to the governor. I'm scared to even show my face at work next week. FML

#18098771
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27818) - you deserved it (4303)

On 10/28/2011 at 8:19pm - work - by NoMoreMeters - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML

#18057000
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26255) - you deserved it (4064)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:08pm - love - by Mrs. Terrified - United States (Kentucky)



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