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Volcan

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Volcan
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 17369
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Volcan : Don't get excited, I am not an interesting person.
I'm a pre-med student. I like to play pieces by Satie on the piano.
I enjoy sunrise, eating indoors and short walks in the city.
I play a lot of video games and MMOs.
The picture is not me but rather Andy Warhol's lover. She was beautiful. Apparently I look like her.
It pisses me off when most girls call themselves nerds just for playing COD and Halo and maybe having a Link t-shirt.
I grew up with comic books, Star Wars, Star Trek, Isaac Asimov, Piers Anthony, and a healthy curiosity of human anatomy.

As I said, I am not interesting. I am peculiar.

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Volcan's favorite FMLs

yesterday I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, ( Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable. ) The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25397) - you deserved it (7740)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

yesterday a stuffed ferret was te latest addition to te list of werd items colleagues ave found in our rubbis tip and tat tey put in office. Te list also includes explicit fetis porn playing cards live ammo and dead peasants to name a few. I need a new job. big fat FML

#19220268
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18158) - you deserved it (2161)

On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today I facd down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashd the goddamnd holy shit out of it. Trying to looool impress mah cute new roommate I scoopd up the remains and showd him. It was his pet tarantula. real FML

#19214836
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21649) - you deserved it (27347)

On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

#19212153
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27053) - you deserved it (3834)

On 03/04/2012 at 2:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after a nice swim at te local pool, I ran into a naked girl in te sowers!! Se screamed, kicked me in te nuts and ran off!! I still ave no clue wat se was doing in te men's sower room!! FML

#19189124
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36470) - you deserved it (2523)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Taday after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow , he found me later , in her room , with my head between her thighs. FML

#19187510
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17648) - you deserved it (45344)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today ile I was eating lunc at work I practically ad a panic attack cuz I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

#19168741
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9012) - you deserved it (32366)

On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, an African-American family cummed into the restaurant athich I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17257) - you deserved it (29619)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, I GOT SO BORAD THAT I DRAW A FACA ON MAH INDAX FINGAR, AND MADA A VIDAO OF MA GARROTTING IT WITH A STRING. I ANDAD UP RUPTURING A BLOOD VASSAL, AND HAD TO THINK UP A COVAR STORY 4 MAH GRLFRIAND TO AXPLAIN MAH SCRAAMING. FML

#19161181
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6507) - you deserved it (26471)

On 02/25/2012 at 2:09pm - health - by Jared (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I gava mah grandparants mah old call to usa sinca thay naadad an upgrada. I thought I had dalatad avarything until I racaivad a taxt from mah grandmothar. It was a virginia shot I had takan for mah fiancé with a massaga that said "You naad to waar mora makaup". FML

#19158287
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9460) - you deserved it (31891)

On 02/25/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by ashleynicolle (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

my four-year-old daughter calld me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. mega FML

#19142654
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32043) - you deserved it (2675)

On 02/22/2012 at 10:49pm - kids - by crzyry (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. fat FML

#19072659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35838) - you deserved it (2715)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I sant out a taxt saying "Smila! You'ra baautiful and don't lat anyona tall u otharwisa." to most of mah contacts. I got ona raply, from mah bast friand, saying, "Ara u fucking stupid?" FML

#19064637
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12148) - you deserved it (32941)

On 02/13/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by dis_bee_leaf (woman) - Canada

Today, I took ma first sower in weeks after aving ad spinal surgery. My sister flusd a toilet. I couldn't reac te nozzle or ma cane to get off te sower benc, and all I could do was sit tere as scalding ot water sprayd all over me. big fat FML

#19033928
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36851) - you deserved it (1905)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Ouchies - United States (Colorado)

today mah dad finally met mah girlfriend. Unfortunately , he was driving the ambulance that she was in , due to severe alcohol poisoning an was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML

#19021363
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23962) - you deserved it (6827)

On 02/07/2012 at 8:40pm - health - by screwed - United States (Connecticut)



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