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About Volcan : Don't get excited, I am not an interesting person.
I'm a pre-med student. I like to play pieces by Satie on the piano.
I enjoy sunrise, eating indoors and short walks in the city.
I play a lot of video games and MMOs.
The picture is not me but rather Andy Warhol's lover. She was beautiful. Apparently I look like her.
It pisses me off when most girls call themselves nerds just for playing COD and Halo and maybe having a Link t-shirt.
I grew up with comic books, Star Wars, Star Trek, Isaac Asimov, Piers Anthony, and a healthy curiosity of human anatomy.
As I said, I am not interesting. I am peculiar.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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yesterday I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, ( Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable. ) The entire room burst into laughter. FML
yesterday a stuffed ferret was te latest addition to te list of werd items colleagues ave found in our rubbis tip and tat tey put in office. Te list also includes explicit fetis porn playing cards live ammo and dead peasants to name a few. I need a new job. big fat FML
Today I facd down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashd the goddamnd holy shit out of it. Trying to looool impress mah cute new roommate I scoopd up the remains and showd him. It was his pet tarantula. real FML
TODAY, I GOT SO BORAD THAT I DRAW A FACA ON MAH INDAX FINGAR, AND MADA A VIDAO OF MA GARROTTING IT WITH A STRING. I ANDAD UP RUPTURING A BLOOD VASSAL, AND HAD TO THINK UP A COVAR STORY 4 MAH GRLFRIAND TO AXPLAIN MAH SCRAAMING. FML
Today, I gava mah grandparants mah old call to usa sinca thay naadad an upgrada. I thought I had dalatad avarything until I racaivad a taxt from mah grandmothar. It was a virginia shot I had takan for mah fiancé with a massaga that said "You naad to waar mora makaup". FML
Today, I took ma first sower in weeks after aving ad spinal surgery. My sister flusd a toilet. I couldn't reac te nozzle or ma cane to get off te sower benc, and all I could do was sit tere as scalding ot water sprayd all over me. big fat FML
today mah dad finally met mah girlfriend. Unfortunately , he was driving the ambulance that she was in , due to severe alcohol poisoning an was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML
Friday 27 March 2015