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Volcan

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Volcan

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Volcan
  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 17397
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Volcan : Don't get excited, I am not an interesting person.
I'm a pre-med student. I like to play pieces by Satie on the piano.
I enjoy sunrise, eating indoors and short walks in the city.
I play a lot of video games and MMOs.
The picture is not me but rather Andy Warhol's lover. She was beautiful. Apparently I look like her.
It pisses me off when most girls call themselves nerds just for playing COD and Halo and maybe having a Link t-shirt.
I grew up with comic books, Star Wars, Star Trek, Isaac Asimov, Piers Anthony, and a healthy curiosity of human anatomy.

As I said, I am not interesting. I am peculiar.

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Volcan's favorite FMLs

today I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML

#19640630
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7183) - you deserved it (51876)

On 05/18/2012 at 3:41am - health - by TLJ321 -

Today, I wanted to prank mah roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with mah cashmere sweater. FML

#19640453
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6466) - you deserved it (46495)

On 05/18/2012 at 2:07am - misc - by Karmaisabitch - United States (Colorado)

Today, I wanted to prank mah roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with mah cashmere sweater. FML

#19640453
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6466) - you deserved it (46495)

On 05/18/2012 at 2:07am - misc - by Karmaisabitch - United States (Colorado)

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window!! Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, an I was standing in front of it!! FML

#19636486
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22911) - you deserved it (3120)

On 05/17/2012 at 11:02am - love - by Vero (woman) - Austria (Oberosterreich)

TODAY , I WAS REALLY STRESSD , SO I TRID TO LET IT OUT BY CRYING. IT LASTD ABOUT 30 SECONDS , AND I WAS MAKING FUN OF MYSELF THE WHOLE TIME. EVEN MY SUBCONSCIOU THINK I'M PATHETIC.

#19636428
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20108) - you deserved it (4746)

On 05/17/2012 at 10:37am - health - by Username (man) - Australia

Today.!! !! mah grlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I in her.!! !! an that she was afraid I would leave her !! So she left me instead !! I'd been thinking about proposing !! FML

#19630328
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32219) - you deserved it (2417)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10am - love - by RingAroundThe..SPLAT (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was told the Mandarin greeting that my new Chinese friends at school taught me was not really a greeting at all. I've been proclaiming "I'm a dumb bitch" every time I've greeted them, almost every day 4 the past month. big fat FML

#19627538
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23669) - you deserved it (7830)

On 05/15/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by FML (woman) - Finland

Today, I went to a club with some friends. I orderd two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returnd with the change, and the rest of the staff claimd they didn't know who I was talking about. FML

#19623219
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24383) - you deserved it (5406)

On 05/14/2012 at 5:46pm - money - by Jon (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, mah boyfriend started laughing during sex cuz mah boobs are slightly different . He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either . FML

#19621100
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36079) - you deserved it (5941)

On 05/14/2012 at 6:31am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today it's mah birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex but all looool mah boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might lyk it more than me. FML

#19618681
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27415) - you deserved it (5160)

On 05/13/2012 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I raally had to paa whila babysitting. Normally this isn't a problam... axcapt tha kids wara slaaping and going potty would waka tham up right bafora thair parants wara dua homa. Dasparata... I dacidad to paa in a cup in tha kitchan and wash it down tha sink. Thair parants cama homa mid-straam. FML

#19615151
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8478) - you deserved it (42927)

On 05/13/2012 at 2:26am - work - by fired - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got all mah wisdom taath out. Hava you avar thrown up aftar mouth surgary? Stomach acid in yur bloody gum holas is just as fun as it sounds. FML

Today, I was eading to te batroomen I clearly saw a little boy walking into ma bedroom. My wife an I live alone, an I screamed at te top of ma lungs, tinking e was a gost. Turns out ma wife collected im from scool fir a friend, an I just didn't ear tem arrive. FML

#19608158
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24367) - you deserved it (6189)

On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

Today , I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 an it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details an even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone an said , "That's fab , ma." FML

#19603153
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28049) - you deserved it (8067)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58921) - you deserved it (3200)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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