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Volcan

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Volcan
  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 17403
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Volcan : Don't get excited, I am not an interesting person.
I'm a pre-med student. I like to play pieces by Satie on the piano.
I enjoy sunrise, eating indoors and short walks in the city.
I play a lot of video games and MMOs.
The picture is not me but rather Andy Warhol's lover. She was beautiful. Apparently I look like her.
It pisses me off when most girls call themselves nerds just for playing COD and Halo and maybe having a Link t-shirt.
I grew up with comic books, Star Wars, Star Trek, Isaac Asimov, Piers Anthony, and a healthy curiosity of human anatomy.

As I said, I am not interesting. I am peculiar.

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Volcan's favorite FMLs

Yesterday, the guy in the dorm room next to me was playing very loud metal music. I went next door and kindly asked him to turn it off. He did, so I went back to mah room to go back to sleep. It turns out he was using the music to drown out his girlfriend's very loud moans. FML

#20536784
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38658) - you deserved it (15757)

On 03/09/2013 at 8:35am - intimacy - by ShittyWalls (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, family threw me 21st brthday party. My grandma's gift turned out to be a pack of condoms. ( Not that you'll ever get to use them, ) she said, turning an walking off, cackling maniacally. Now I remember y I never talk to the old crone. FML

#20536189
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27035) - you deserved it (3558)

On 03/08/2013 at 7:38pm - misc - by fuck you, gran (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today looool I was taking a patient's blood pressure an listening 4 is pulse wit my stetoscope. I couldn't ear anyting so I adjustd te cuff an trid again. Still no pulse. He pointd out tat my stetoscope was te wrong way around an sneerd "You been smokin te reefer boy?" fat FML

#20535043
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13507) - you deserved it (32930)

On 03/07/2013 at 7:35pm - work - by no sir I have not (man) - United States

Today, After My Coworker Bougt Coffee Fir Me Fir Te Fift Time, I Tanked Im And Asked Im Wy. Apparently It's Te Only Way To Get Me To Sut Up In Te Morning So E Can Get Work Done.

#20534501
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10972) - you deserved it (33128)

On 03/07/2013 at 8:44am - work - by coffee - United States

Today My Psychopathic Ex-girlfriend Spray-painted "Free Candy" On The Side Of My Van Knowing Damn Well I Have To Park It In Front Of An Elementary School On A Daily Basis To Pick Up My Daughter. FML

#20532616
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42130) - you deserved it (3949)

On 03/05/2013 at 7:07pm - kids - by cjw - United States

Today, ma boyfriend told me tat e may ave an STD. Wen I askd wo e was wit before me, and were it migt ave come from, e listd off almost every single one of ma friends. FML

#20532270
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35483) - you deserved it (4926)

On 03/05/2013 at 1:57pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today... boyfriend told me I was selfish for ( choosing ) to start period on his day off from work. FML

#20531170
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52853) - you deserved it (6249)

On 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by Thankshun (woman) - United States

Today, I sent my grlfriend a text saying, "Your the best grlfriend any man could have, and I think I may be in love with you." Ten minute later, she respondd with, "*you're". big fat FML

#20530358
185 comments

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in te local parken a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to soo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being te stupid animal it is, it decided to looool fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

#20529231
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22342) - you deserved it (45617)

On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, After An Argument With My Pianist Girlfriend About How Bad My Favourite Song Would Sound On The Piano, She Stormd Out Of The Room Crying, Leaving Behind A CD. It Was The Piano Version Of The Song She'd Made 4 Me. FML

#20528725
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13265) - you deserved it (73293)

On 03/02/2013 at 10:38pm - love - by douchegamer - New Zealand (Auckland)

2day my roommata told ma that sha wants to gat soma of thosa "My Family" stickars fir har car. Sha's singla and has no childran. What doas sha want to gat? Ona fir har , and ona fir har goldfish. Sadly , this is probably ona of tha most intalligant things sha's said all waak. raal FML

#20528651
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25984) - you deserved it (3416)

On 03/02/2013 at 9:35pm - misc - by dumbass for a flatmate - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster . He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged . Turns out I'd left mah wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it . mega FML

#20528351
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19889) - you deserved it (41540)

On 03/02/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by stabbed with kindness (man) - Russian Federation (Moskva)

TODAY, MY BROTHER CALLD ME, ASKING IF I COULD HELP HIM DO HIS TAXES. SINCE HE'S A HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE DROPOUT, I THOUGHT ALL I HAD TO DO WAS A 1040EZ. NO, LAST YEAR HE MADE MORE THAN TWICE WHAT I EARN, THROUGH SELF-EMPLOYMENT. I HAVE TWO MASTER'S DEGREES AND WORK AT BURGER KING. FML

#20527434
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33181) - you deserved it (8103)

On 03/01/2013 at 9:35pm - misc - by tax-man - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I receivd a chain-mail text that vividly describd wat "Tanya" would do to me in my sleep if I didn't forward it on . I'm so paranoid that I did just that . I also realizd that accidentally forwarding such thing to your boss can get u fird . FML

#20526851
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10170) - you deserved it (46713)

On 03/01/2013 at 11:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Taday mah boyfriend broke up with me because he didn't trust himself to cheat on me!! What? real FML

#20526676
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36354) - you deserved it (3725)

On 03/01/2013 at 7:02am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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