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Vodyn

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 548
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Vodyn : Did someone say love?

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Visits<b>pusib0ss</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 12:27am<b>SiaJoy</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 7:34pm<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 2:42am<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 05/31/2014 at 4:04pm<b>lirideout</b> - the 05/18/2014 at 7:59pm<b>C3S4R_V4R3L4</b> - the 05/17/2014 at 4:36pm<b>ironfey</b> - the 05/10/2014 at 11:55am<b>Thorvald22</b> - the 03/19/2014 at 11:20pm<b>astonedpopo</b> - the 03/13/2014 at 2:21am<b>Kibaruto</b> - the 03/01/2014 at 6:03pm<b>bReLiNg</b> - the 02/08/2014 at 11:25am<b>TheImaginarySong</b> - the 01/23/2014 at 7:29am<b>Istah</b> - the 01/19/2014 at 3:26am<b>feldco1</b> - the 01/19/2014 at 12:39am<b>alijo1414</b> - the 01/14/2014 at 6:28pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 01/13/2014 at 1:01pm

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

#20891755
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46475) - you deserved it (4028)

On 09/22/2013 at 4:41pm - misc - by mish (woman) - United Kingdom (Herefordshire)

Today, multiple people admired my elaborate face paint. This happens every Halloween, at least every Halloween since I got badly burnt in a car accident. FML

#20142623
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47702) - you deserved it (1948)

On 11/01/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of)

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

#170978
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51144) - you deserved it (170293)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)



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