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Vivelle
  • Town/Country : =] Up your ..... Canada :P
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 February 1995 (18 years)
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Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

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On 03/08/2009 at 3:08pm - kids - by nutsucker (woman) - United States (New York)



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