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About VivaLaCobra22 : I am an outgoing superfun girl who\'s a video game fanatic! I am opinionated and clever, and I appreciate a good pun here and there. FML is just a place where I can take a little laugh at the unfortunate events in people\'s lives.

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VivaLaCobra22's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31031) - you deserved it (28062)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26515) - you deserved it (2383)

On 09/12/2010 at 3:23am - work - by ihatemyjob - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

#12438405
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30385) - you deserved it (8140)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me in an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML

#10627602
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27782) - you deserved it (6905)

On 05/19/2010 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Norfolk)



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