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About Vitrolicz : Hmm. I guess I should start by saying that I'm 16, play soccer and am generally more mature than most of my generation. I like to play video games and am pretty shy, but since most people my age annoy me, I don't talk to them at all.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Today, I witnessed some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. "Goddamn negger", I muttered. "The fuck did you just say?!" yelled a black guy standing beside me. FML
Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
Friday 3 July 2015