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Vitrolicz

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 167
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Vitrolicz : Hmm. I guess I should start by saying that I'm 15, play soccer and am generally more mature than most of my generation. I like to play video games and am pretty shy, but most people my age annoy me, so I don't talk to them at all.

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Today, I witnessed some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. "Goddamn negger", I muttered. "The fuck did you just say?!" yelled a black guy standing beside me. FML

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On 10/10/2014 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41364) - you deserved it (4500)

On 01/30/2014 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29708) - you deserved it (4518)

On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

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Today, I got a boner at the dentist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34273) - you deserved it (8088)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States



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