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About VitalDistance : Hi There Folks!
I'm just your average every day boy XD nothing special at all. I GFX in my spare time and play American Football.I can say tons of stupid things but bear with me please DX. Wow I'm bad at descriptions. I'll see you around I guess :D
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Friday 30 January 2015