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  • Number of visits : 141
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Vita_1 : My mind usually goes blank when I'm asked who I am, but I'll give this thing my best shot. I was born and raised in Japan, and I'm in the states for college; I'm trying to become a cardiothoracic surgeon (otherwise known as a heart surgeon for those who didn't know). I speak several languages; I'm fluent in English and Japanese, somewhat fluent in Spanish (and British accents, haha), and a beginner in Russian, Chinese, Korean, and German, all of which I am teaching myself. My hobbies mostly involve sports, such as (but definitely not limited to) badminton, soccer, hunting, and volleyball, but I have some other things that I like to do that don't have to do with sports, like crafting. (I love making my own earrings.) I know I sound rather boring and stiff here lol but I swear I'm not in real life (except for when I'm asked who I am o_o) BUT hey if you feel like wanting to know more, message me and I'll reply :D

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Today, I'm precisely one month away from graduating with a degree in translation for the sole purpose of becoming a state-authorised translator. Today, I also discovered that my government has just decided to abandon the concept of authorisation for translators. FML

#21257358
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32427) - you deserved it (2411)

On 09/13/2014 at 7:03am - work - by stupidgov (woman) - Italy

Today, I entered the lecture hall where my class takes place. I sat in the front row as usual, but I noticed that none of the other students looked familiar. I quickly realised that I was in the wrong class after a different professor showed up and told me to get out. FML

Today, I watched with mild confusion as a piece of paper tucked underneath my windshield wiper flapped around on the highway. What could it be? Surely not a parking ticket. Powerless, I watched it fly away. It must have been the insurance information for the person who swiped the back of my car. FML

Today, a middle-aged customer tried to pay for a $2 ice cream bar with a credit card. It was declined, so he made me swipe it again. Declined. "Quit touching the metal strip," he scowled. I held the outer edge of it and swiped. Declined. He then bitched me out as his mother paid for him. FML

Today, my husband injured his back badly. He's taken three percocets, because according to him, he knows the dosage better than his doctor, and is demanding that I let him drive himself to work, with no pants on. FML

#21254463
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37416) - you deserved it (3371)

On 09/08/2014 at 1:56pm - health - by jkim - United States (California)

Today, I'm staying with my grandma and her older sister while my parents are away. It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest. FML

#21253639
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33703) - you deserved it (3633)

On 09/07/2014 at 11:11am - misc - by imgonnadie (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my younger sister ran into my room, telling me someone was trying to break in. We were home alone, so she went to hide as I took a crowbar and followed the intruder. Just as I was about to swing, he turned around: it was my dad. I had to explain to my sister that burglars don't have keys. FML

#21251987
61 comments

Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML

#21250726
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47800) - you deserved it (2447)

On 09/02/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by SadAndDeaf -

Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML

#21248318
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41006) - you deserved it (3206)

On 08/30/2014 at 4:35am - misc - by poorbastard (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML

#21242846
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41884) - you deserved it (2510)

On 08/22/2014 at 12:09am - misc - by up to no-good... - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

#21242605
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44237) - you deserved it (5100)

On 08/21/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of me collapsed. I helped her up, and I called an ambulance while she laid down. While we waited, two teenage girls walked past and I heard one say to the other, "I love how this city just lets people tan wherever". FML

#21237053
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38551) - you deserved it (2561)

On 08/13/2014 at 11:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand

Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML

#21233221
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42650) - you deserved it (3781)

On 08/09/2014 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Maharashtra)



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