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Vita_1

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Vita_1

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  • Number of visits : 313
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About Vita_1 : My mind usually goes blank when I'm asked who I am, but I'll give this thing my best shot. I was born and raised in Japan, and I'm in the states for college; I'm trying to become a cardiothoracic surgeon (otherwise known as a heart surgeon for those who didn't know). I speak several languages; I'm fluent in English and Japanese, somewhat fluent in Spanish (and British accents, haha), and a beginner in Russian, Chinese, Korean, and German, all of which I am teaching myself. My hobbies mostly involve sports, such as (but definitely not limited to) badminton, soccer, hunting, and volleyball, but I have some other things that I like to do that don't have to do with sports, like crafting. (I love making my own earrings.) I know I sound rather boring and stiff here lol but I swear I'm not in real life (except for when I'm asked who I am o_o) BUT hey if you feel like wanting to know more, message me and I'll reply :D

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Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

#21301367
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35378) - you deserved it (3516)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by drugsforthugs - United States (California)

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML

#21299790
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28886) - you deserved it (4134)

On 11/15/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by omgdesdes (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my dad for advice. I recently got drunk and had a one-night stand. I feel terrible, because I'm engaged to a wonderful lady. My dad just said, "You did the right thing, son, keep it up. She's gonna steal half ya shit in the divorce anyway". FML

#21299758
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18822) - you deserved it (27773)

On 11/15/2014 at 7:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML

#21298618
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30783) - you deserved it (3424)

On 11/13/2014 at 9:14pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML

#21297310
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33921) - you deserved it (4368)

On 11/11/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by Xx_DEXIJOKER_xX - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was supposed to go in for a polygraph test as part of the hiring process to be a cop, but I was so nervous that I couldn't sleep. Finally two hours before the exam, I fell into a deep sleep, so deep that I slept through all my alarms. Worst part: I couldn't lie about sleeping in. FML

#21296003
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32828) - you deserved it (4671)

On 11/10/2014 at 4:10am - work - by Pixel (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML

#21294259
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49094) - you deserved it (2890)

On 11/07/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

Today, I was sick and had soccer trials on the same day. At the soccer trials, the coach called me over and told me I was doing really good and to keep it up. I said thanks and vomited on him. FML

#21293843
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32491) - you deserved it (2854)

On 11/07/2014 at 12:47am - health - by jj - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML

#21293465
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32846) - you deserved it (6395)

On 11/06/2014 at 3:15pm - love - by notsofriendly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but watching YouTube videos at work. When I showed the video to my boss, hoping he'd be reprimanded, I got fired for operating video equipment on company grounds. FML

#21293428
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26332) - you deserved it (33009)

On 11/06/2014 at 2:09pm - work - by NoJobNovember - United States (Ohio)

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML

#21292770
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35473) - you deserved it (2181)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

#21292742
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34971) - you deserved it (8505)

On 11/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML

#21292231
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36447) - you deserved it (3640)

On 11/04/2014 at 8:16pm - love - by single pringle - United States (New Jersey)



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