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Virus963
  • Town/Country : Attleboro, United states
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 June 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 399
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Virus963 : I am a fun person to be around. My favorite things to do are playing sports (baseball/football) and I have a great social life. Feel free to to send me a message if you want to chat about anything.

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Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30442) - you deserved it (7342)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML

#11806163 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (26475) - you deserved it (3180)

On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a 75 year old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27700) - you deserved it (2060)

On 06/23/2010 at 9:51pm - misc - by hurricane0331 - United States (Texas)

Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him but I hear him in the walls. FML

#8712644 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (17270) - you deserved it (1482)

On 02/28/2010 at 6:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300 (229)

I agree, your life sucks (27353) - you deserved it (2269)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML

#8189417 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (14955) - you deserved it (4737)

On 02/13/2010 at 12:04am - animals - by Chris - United States (California)

Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML

#7708774 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (30443) - you deserved it (1762)

On 01/30/2010 at 1:59pm - love - by hahahaha090114 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed. The one I lent my neighbour last week. FML

#7606861 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (19613) - you deserved it (1506)

On 01/27/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Brummsta (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could kick it. It was frozen solid. I broke my foot. FML

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On 01/10/2010 at 4:46pm - misc - by tnt007 - France

Today, I was getting ready to go out when I noticed that after several months of annoyance, the faucet stopped dripping. I started to dance around my bathroom when all of a sudden I slipped and hit my head on the sink. The faucet is dripping again. FML

I agree, your life sucks (13969) - you deserved it (8331)

On 12/30/2009 at 11:34am - misc - by dripping sink - United States

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

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On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25916) - you deserved it (1700)

On 12/04/2009 at 1:27am - work - by Chels (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had it off. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

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On 11/02/2009 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

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On 09/13/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was taking a serious shit when the light bulb burned out. I am terrified of the dark and began wailing and crying. My mom had to pick the lock and get me out. I'm a 17 year old guy and captain of the Varsity football team. My little brother recorded it and plans on showing everyone. FML

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On 08/07/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by scaredshitless (man) - United States (Texas)



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