About Virgilius : Pika ? I'm an effing Pikachu ! HUG ME !
Enough ramblings. Here's how I am : Charming but blunt, understanding but demanding (especially when it comes to grammar and vocabulary), crazed but rational and I'm what you call an eternal mavericky SOB.
I enjoy videogames, martial arts (3rd dan Aikido, 2nd dan Taekwondo), classical music, pianos, tutoring people of all ages in maths, physics and GMAT prepping and I have a soft spot for babies (they are so effing cute !! - Even overly manly men can have soft spots).
Fluent in 6 languages : French, English, Arabic, German, Spanish and Japanese.
Feel free to PM me.
Update : Created a kik account so add me if you want (username : Gilver89)
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Today, a client refused to pay after I mowed her lawn. Her reasoning? I had entered her basement "without permission." I require on-site equipment be provided, and she kept her mower in her basement. I only knew it was in the basement because she'd showed me, and told me where the key was. FML
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On 05/10/2013 at 4:24am - work - by Wealthyparrot (man) - United States
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was cleaning dishes in the back. I started to sing to myself. During the chorus I heard the echo of my voice in my ear. My boss had pushed the talk button on my headset so every staff member and everyone in the lobby could hear me over the intercom. FML
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On 05/10/2013 at 12:44am - work - by legit247 - United States (Missouri)
Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML
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On 05/09/2013 at 11:11pm - health - by ZydecosGirl - United States (North Carolina)
Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML
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On 05/02/2013 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML
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On 04/30/2013 at 3:54am - money - by ShowerGirl (woman) - United States
Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned ahead; I put my money in, entered the code, and quickly inserted my own cup. It gave me hot water. FML
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Today, I was getting into the mood with my boyfriend. Ten minutes into it, I told him to "teach me a lesson." His response: "I ain't no teacher." FML
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On 04/29/2013 at 3:08am - intimacy - by unforgettablee (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my twelve year-old son thought it would be a good idea to relentlessly shoot the mail truck with a paintball gun in front of all the neighbors. FML
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On 04/05/2013 at 12:25am - kids - by NYmets456 - United States (New York)
Today, I went to work at a hotel. One of the guests decided to play the piano in the lobby. He's deaf. Unfortunately, I'm not. FML
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On 04/05/2013 at 12:20am - work - by torturedears (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML
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On 04/02/2013 at 5:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I got a letter from Yale law school saying I got a 4 year full scholarship. I called my dad crying and read the whole thing... even the bottom, which said, "April fools! Love mom and dad." FML
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On 04/01/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by madiison09 - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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