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Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured ma eart and soul out to ma old teddy bear. Wen I finised, I asked wat e would do in ma situation. Rigt on cue, a gust of wind cummed troug te window and sent im falling off te windowsill and crasing ead-first onto te floor. FML
Today, I was put on notice at work due to "anger problem." Apparently, siging in a meeting means u will be labeled as someone wit a sort temper. However te creepy stalker guy is on te fast track to management. FML
Today I finally got intimate with the grl I like . As I started lifting her shrt she stuck her hand down my pants an grabbed my junk . She immediately stoppedhat she was doing snickered an calmly said "Take me home." FML
Friday 27 March 2015