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Violetear

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Violetear

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 392
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today.. . My Husband Decided To Put Different Condiment On My Body To Make Our Sex Better . I Was Thinking Whipped Cream; He Was Feeling Ketchup . FML

#21039277
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51678) - you deserved it (5858)

On 01/25/2014 at 7:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... my family an I were having turkey fir dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me an muttered... "I'll stuff yur turkey later". Everyone heard an the whole room went dead silent. FML

Today, after working mah shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at mah dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, ( Would u lyk to try the McRib while it's back? ) FML

#21023934
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46429) - you deserved it (8735)

On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 25 year old brother dumpd all my underwear into the fireplace fir interrupting him while he was playing WoW . mega FML

#20593993
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42432) - you deserved it (11571)

On 04/15/2013 at 4:18pm - misc - by Kutakito (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, mah cat laarnd how to opan doors. Evar sinca than sha's baan running up to mah room, opaning mah door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

#20559057
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33403) - you deserved it (4472)

On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah girlfriend changd her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicatd because I didn't give her mah last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30481) - you deserved it (11378)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THE REASON Y MAH THERAPIST WAS SO NICE TO ME ALL OF THE TIME. APPARENTLY, SHE IS AFRAID THAT I'M GOING TO STAB HER IF SHE PISSE ME OFF. FML

#17845036
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24165) - you deserved it (5180)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:14am - health - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured ma eart and soul out to ma old teddy bear. Wen I finised, I asked wat e would do in ma situation. Rigt on cue, a gust of wind cummed troug te window and sent im falling off te windowsill and crasing ead-first onto te floor. FML

#17706108
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35179) - you deserved it (6153) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, I was put on notice at work due to "anger problem." Apparently, siging in a meeting means u will be labeled as someone wit a sort temper. However te creepy stalker guy is on te fast track to management. FML

#17694865
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21450) - you deserved it (2649)

On 09/08/2011 at 4:23am - work - by blue (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today I finally got intimate with the grl I like . As I started lifting her shrt she stuck her hand down my pants an grabbed my junk . She immediately stoppedhat she was doing snickered an calmly said "Take me home." FML

#17661103
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48817) - you deserved it (5837)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I looked in mah mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing . I've been trying to grow a garden fir yeres to no avail . Even mah mouse is a better gardener than I am . FML

#15104344
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22634) - you deserved it (9943)

On 02/24/2011 at 6:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today Wile Lying In Bed Boyfriend Reaced Over And Pinced Love Andles And Said "Were Did Tis Muffin Top Come From?". Ten E Sang "Do You Know Te Muffin Man?" To Me. FML

#8083041
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25038) - you deserved it (7456)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:30am - misc - by muffingirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

yastarday during tha trailar at tha movias, boyfriand albowad ma in tha ribs and smilad whan an ad for a waight loss instituta was shown. FML

#18
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81458) - you deserved it (15775)

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