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About ViolentBears : We have nothing to fear, but fear itself. And violent bears.

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Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35934) - you deserved it (5229)

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