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About Violat3r : Name's Cody G. But y'all can call me Vio or really wtf ever you want =P I lurvs reading, especially sci fi (fav series ever is Enders Game and the rest by "Orson Scott Card"). I also very much enjoy a bunch of anime shows and read and collect some manga as well. I'm a huge vidya game fan, despite not really playing many these days, I still enjoy reading about em and seeing the tech get better as time passes. Peace, biznatches! =P
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Today, I woka up in tha middla of tha night to a figura holding a knifa abova ma . Aftar I scraamd in tarror, tha figura burst into laughtar . It was mah mom . Sha did this as payback for ma not washing tha dishas last night aftar making food . FML
Today... my grandmoter walked in on me watcing porn on my computer. Se looked at te woman on te screen and said... "I used to ave tits lyk tat... but look wat aving 7 kids did to tem." Now I'm scarred for life. FML
Today...hile having sex with my grlfriend on the bathroom floor... I felt something tickle my balls. I lookd back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my frst threesome. FML
in history class, we were talking about Ancient Rome, and what childbrth would have been like back then. One grl askd in all seriousnes why they didn't use ultrasound machine to see what sex their babie were. I have to deal with people like this on a daily basis. FML
Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken fir my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school fir a dollar each. FML
today I droppd a whole batch of penis-shapd cookies on the floor . Then I thought, ( 5-second rule ) and startd eating them . And then I realizd that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor . FML
Friday 27 March 2015