About Violat3r : Name's Cody G. But y'all can call me Vio or really wtf ever you want =P I lurvs reading, especially sci fi (fav series ever is Enders Game and the rest by "Orson Scott Card"). I also very much enjoy a bunch of anime shows and read and collect some manga as well. I'm a huge vidya game fan, despite not really playing many these days, I still enjoy reading about em and seeing the tech get better as time passes. Peace.
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Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
by NothowIimaginedmyday / 10/03/2015 at 12:00am / United States / Miscellaneous
by disgusted / 09/25/2014 at 12:03am / United States (Maine) / Kids
by pissed off / 05/16/2014 at 8:33pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by fuck florida / 05/16/2014 at 3:26pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/12/2014 at 1:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML
by awkwardpartybear / 01/04/2014 at 6:43pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my grandmother walked in on me watching porn on my computer. She looked at the woman on the screen and said, "I used to have tits like that, but look what having 7 kids did to them." Now I'm scarred for life. FML
by Master Debater / 02/01/2013 at 6:05am / Australia / Intimacy
by pdub523 / 01/27/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Texas) / Love
by daddy's girl / 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML
by Drewbie / 01/13/2013 at 3:53am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by marisa / 01/04/2013 at 7:31pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Love
by Money-money-money / 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm / France / Money
Today, in history class, we were talking about Ancient Rome, and what childbirth would have been like back then. One girl asked in all seriousness why they didn't use ultrasound machines to see what sex their babies were. I have to deal with people like this on a daily basis. FML
by surrounded by dumbfucks / 12/13/2012 at 6:44pm / United States (Indiana) / Geek
by anon / 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML
by Anonymous / 10/05/2012 at 7:02pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
- Today, I realised that when I asked my girlfriend 4 months ago if was she on the pill, she thought… Today, my neighbor asked to come over and use my laptop. She showed up drunk, grabbed my boobs, and… Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately,…