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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 15540
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Vintage : bite me

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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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388 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83283) - you deserved it (10202)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45844) - you deserved it (15201)

On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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