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Vintage
  • Town/Country : kuwait
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 August 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 15255
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72720) - you deserved it (7930)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23870) - you deserved it (51292)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm - love - by zero_minded12 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40103) - you deserved it (11673)

On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59829) - you deserved it (7501)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by Daniel_rules (man) - United States (Indiana)



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