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Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28708) - you deserved it (95647)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I told my mom that I heard something, and I think we have rats in the attic and should hire an exterminator. She looked at me and said, "Rats, huh? That's what the mom in The Exorcist thought, but it turned out to be the devil living up there." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26427) - you deserved it (2800)

On 03/02/2013 at 11:18pm - misc - by jkbeynon - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom that I heard something, and I think we have rats in the attic and should hire an exterminator. She looked at me and said, "Rats, huh? That's what the mom in The Exorcist thought, but it turned out to be the devil living up there." FML

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On 03/02/2013 at 11:18pm - misc - by jkbeynon - United States (California)



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