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Vinny66
  • Town/Country : Orland Park, IL, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 August 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 2899
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML

#1774581
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16203) - you deserved it (84795)

On 05/09/2009 at 10:48am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her Grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML

#1619469
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50833) - you deserved it (21037)

On 05/04/2009 at 5:09am - kids - by Amey (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

#869850
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31485) - you deserved it (71975)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (199586) - you deserved it (58879)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

#582886
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16091) - you deserved it (66036)

On 03/24/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by blondie (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

#553935
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73150) - you deserved it (24455)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML

#526932
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83950) - you deserved it (5498)

On 03/22/2009 at 5:05am - intimacy - by trina (woman) - United States (New York)



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