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Vinix

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 February 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 576
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Vinix : I'm an avid writer and video game enthusiast currently enrolled at the University of Cincinnati. I grew up in a small town in southern Kentucky and lived there up until a few years ago when I left for Ohio to study medicine.

I'm incredibly awkward, no matter which medium I am using to communicate with, so please excuse me if this bio was horrible.






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TODAY, AT THE FAST FOOD JOINT I WORK AT, I HAD TO CLIMB INTO THE CHILDREN'S PLAY AREA AND CHASE OUT TWO HORNY TEENS WHO THOUGHT IT WAS AN APPROPRIATE PLACE TO STICK THEIR HANDS DOWN EACH OTHER'S PANTS AND FOOL AROUND. I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH 4 THIS SHIT. FML

Today, I cama homa lata from work. As I got out of mah car, I noticad a child-shapad silhouatta in mah badroom window. I almost shat mysalf, sinca I liva alona. I saarchad tha whola housa, sobbing in faar, only to fina no traca of whatavar or whoavar I'd saan. FML

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On 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm - misc - by void bowels() { cry(); } (man) - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)

Today, my wife and I had an argument seriou enough to end our marriage, while oversea on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML

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On 11/14/2014 at 2:09pm - love - by overseasbummer - Ireland (Dublin)

Taday I overheard my son mutter to himself "If Hitler could do it to that many people so could I..." Anyone recommend a good psychiatrist? FML

#21290608
57 comments

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On 11/02/2014 at 3:57pm - kids - by failure (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

AS I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK, I GOT CHASED HALFWAY HOME BY A WOLF. YES, A WOLF. I LIVE IN CENTRAL NORWAY. REAL FML

#21288944
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On 10/31/2014 at 8:31am - animals - by noxiffic (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

today I was told by mah doctor I should start eating meat again after two yeres of vegetarianism, in an effort to be healthier. After horrid gas after mah first turkey sandwich, I was told that mah body no longer has the enzymes to digest meat. My efforts to be healthy crippled mah stomach. mega FML

#21264930
139 comments

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On 09/25/2014 at 2:21am - health - by skollasch - United States (California)

Today, I have learnd a lot of "big" words from reading so much, but can looool actually only pronounce about half of them correctly. real FML

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On 09/25/2014 at 1:48am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Taday Mah Girlfriend Visitd Mah Restaurant With Some Guy I'd Never Seen Before. She Introducd Him To Me As Her "new Boyfriend". She Was Always A Cold Bitch, But I Never Saw This Coming. I Had To Serve There Foodhile Choking Back Tears, And I Couldn't Work Up The Nerve To Spit In It. FML

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On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realizd how truly insecure I really am, when the guy in the show I'm watching lookd straight into the camera an I immediately lookd away. FML

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On 09/07/2014 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I Almost Got Lucky With A Girl From Mah Course. We've Been Flirting Since We Met. After Removing Her Top And Moving Downward With Mah Tongue, Whilst Moaning Mah Name She Decidd To Mention She Has A Boyfriend And That We Needd To Stop. FML

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On 08/30/2014 at 2:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today , my dementd little sister walkd up to me and kickd me between the legs. I told my parents , but they just accusingly askd me wat I did to provoke her. When I said "nothing" , they accusd me of lying. There is no justice. FML

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On 08/28/2014 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Portugal

today my parents accused me of bieng secretive. I ave no ideaat tier talking about; all I do is work, go to scool, sleep, an eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell temat's going on. I ave crazy parents, tat'sat's going on. FML

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On 08/22/2014 at 12:09am - misc - by up to no-good... - United States (New Mexico)

Today... my naw doctor gava ma a braast axam and said avarything was haalthy... bafora adding looool "Wall... I think so... anyway. I don't actually work hara." As I fraakad out... ha laughad out loud... said ha was just kidding... and that ha should prascriba ma a chill pill. FML

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On 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm - health - by humdrummitydrum (woman) - United States

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for te first time. Te moment is looool parents left te ouse, te little sit looked me dead in te eyes and let me know tat if I didn't let im do watever e wanted, e'd tell is parents tat I touced im in is "no-no place". Suddenly I ate kids. FML

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On 07/16/2014 at 2:56pm - kids - by fuck you, kid (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML



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