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About Vinix : I'm an avid writer and video game enthusiast currently enrolled at the University of Cincinnati. I grew up in a small town in southern Kentucky and lived there up until a few years ago when I left for Ohio to study medicine.
I'm incredibly awkward, no matter which medium I am using to communicate with, so please excuse me if this bio was horrible.
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TODAY, AT THE FAST FOOD JOINT I WORK AT, I HAD TO CLIMB INTO THE CHILDREN'S PLAY AREA AND CHASE OUT TWO HORNY TEENS WHO THOUGHT IT WAS AN APPROPRIATE PLACE TO STICK THEIR HANDS DOWN EACH OTHER'S PANTS AND FOOL AROUND. I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH 4 THIS SHIT. FML
Today, I cama homa lata from work. As I got out of mah car, I noticad a child-shapad silhouatta in mah badroom window. I almost shat mysalf, sinca I liva alona. I saarchad tha whola housa, sobbing in faar, only to fina no traca of whatavar or whoavar I'd saan. FML
Today, my wife and I had an argument seriou enough to end our marriage, while oversea on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML
today I was told by mah doctor I should start eating meat again after two yeres of vegetarianism, in an effort to be healthier. After horrid gas after mah first turkey sandwich, I was told that mah body no longer has the enzymes to digest meat. My efforts to be healthy crippled mah stomach. mega FML
Taday Mah Girlfriend Visitd Mah Restaurant With Some Guy I'd Never Seen Before. She Introducd Him To Me As Her "new Boyfriend". She Was Always A Cold Bitch, But I Never Saw This Coming. I Had To Serve There Foodhile Choking Back Tears, And I Couldn't Work Up The Nerve To Spit In It. FML
Today, I Almost Got Lucky With A Girl From Mah Course. We've Been Flirting Since We Met. After Removing Her Top And Moving Downward With Mah Tongue, Whilst Moaning Mah Name She Decidd To Mention She Has A Boyfriend And That We Needd To Stop. FML
Today , my dementd little sister walkd up to me and kickd me between the legs. I told my parents , but they just accusingly askd me wat I did to provoke her. When I said "nothing" , they accusd me of lying. There is no justice. FML
today my parents accused me of bieng secretive. I ave no ideaat tier talking about; all I do is work, go to scool, sleep, an eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell temat's going on. I ave crazy parents, tat'sat's going on. FML
Today... my naw doctor gava ma a braast axam and said avarything was haalthy... bafora adding looool "Wall... I think so... anyway. I don't actually work hara." As I fraakad out... ha laughad out loud... said ha was just kidding... and that ha should prascriba ma a chill pill. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for te first time. Te moment is looool parents left te ouse, te little sit looked me dead in te eyes and let me know tat if I didn't let im do watever e wanted, e'd tell is parents tat I touced im in is "no-no place". Suddenly I ate kids. FML
Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015