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VikingPlayer86

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VikingPlayer86

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 April 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 887
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About VikingPlayer86 : Hello! :) I'm just living my life.

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VikingPlayer86's favorite FMLs

Today, my dentist dropped dead of a heart attack. This depressing event was made worse by the fact that he collapsed while his hands were in my mouth. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24768) - you deserved it (55365)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (104738) - you deserved it (277494)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)



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