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Vidrill's favorite FMLs
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
by gingerninja / 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML
by fatguyinalittlecoat / 12/08/2009 at 2:09pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I had to crown the homecoming queen, a responsibility of mine as class president. It just happened to be that the queen is my ex-girlfriend that I still love, escorted by her new boyfriend. FML
by anonymous / 10/11/2009 at 10:48pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by ew / 10/04/2009 at 11:41am / United States (New York) / Health
by apowell5 / 10/02/2009 at 2:16pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on my way to meet some friends for lunch. As I was parking, one of their cell phones accidentally called mine. As I walked to the restaurant, I listened in as some of my best friends discussed all the things they hate about me. FML
by Anonymous / 04/06/2009 at 3:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by rebekah / 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I was madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?". After seeing this, she locked herself in her room and cried for 4 hours exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I had invited my entire family. FML
by groomfail / 03/01/2009 at 8:41pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…