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VictoriaU

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 May 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 182
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About VictoriaU : I am uncoordinated, unathletic, and afraid of spiders. Yet I want to join the Marines...

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Visits<b>gregtang96</b> - the 09/07/2013 at 12:10am<b>miwako</b> - the 01/25/2013 at 9:35am<b>olpally</b> - the 01/18/2013 at 10:08pm

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VictoriaU's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML

by Bella / 01/15/2013 at 1:57pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML

by Nightmare / 01/15/2013 at 9:41am / Kids

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML

by I think its dead / 01/15/2013 at 2:33am / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals

Today, I was babysitting, and a little girl asked for help with her homework. I cheerfully began an explanation, only to freeze mid-sentence. I could not for the life of me remember how to do long-division. I'm about to graduate from Cornell University, and her little brother had to correct me. FML

by IvyLeague? / 01/14/2013 at 9:52pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML

by Anonymous / 01/14/2013 at 12:58pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy