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Today, my dad told me it would be fine to use the mounting tape he'd bought to place paintings up in my newly painted room. I did, but after deciding I wanted to move a painting and pulling it off the wall, the wall came with it. Back to square one. FML

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On 04/01/2012 at 11:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

#19391637
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On 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by ohgod... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML

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On 03/20/2012 at 1:11am - intimacy - by Jen (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML

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191 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by badmom (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

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101 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML

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On 01/30/2012 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by idrathernotgiveoutmyname (woman) - Canada

Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML

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On 01/29/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

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On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

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On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

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302 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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