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  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 March 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 864
  • Number of comments : 242
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About VeryNice329 : I work the overnight so I figured this was a good way to pass time...and laugh. So far it's kind of working.

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Today, the guy I hooked up with last weekend texted me that I needed to "landscape my front lawn." FML

#9155913
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9952) - you deserved it (24567)

On 03/17/2010 at 8:48am - intimacy - by Bushfan101 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML

#8792170
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8633) - you deserved it (17880)

On 03/03/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

#8775610
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24481) - you deserved it (2264)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43121) - you deserved it (9572)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

#8742333
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9397) - you deserved it (37226)

On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39488) - you deserved it (2742)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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