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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 574
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Verst : A verst (Russian: верста, versta) is an obsolete Russian unit of length. It is defined as being 500 sazhen long, which makes a verst equal to 1.0668 kilometres (0.6629 miles; 3,500 feet).

Add 400 comments and 450 visits to my current amounts. (If those even matter).

I'm serious most of the time, but sometimes I just mess around. is a good read, check it out.

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Verst's favorite FMLs

Today, I was packing up my stuff about to go home. I shut off my MacBook but was still pretending to work for the last few minutes, typing on the keyboard. A good way through, I realized my co-worker sitting across from me could see that the Apple logo was off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16324) - you deserved it (42197)

On 06/17/2013 at 8:55pm - work - by awk1 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52977) - you deserved it (6488)

On 06/13/2013 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Southampton)

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