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About VerpissDich : 19 years old, double-majoring in mathematics and linguistics... I like fencing, men in uniform, dogs, action movies, Hetalia, SNK, and I have no idea what else to write here.
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Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
Today, I went to see my guidance counselor. I was supposed to hear from my college about a scholarship by October 3rd. I was worried since it was already the 2nd so I went to talk to her. She never turned in my nomination. Goodbye $80,000 scholarship. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014