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About VerpissDich : 19 years old, double-majoring in mathematics and linguistics... I like fencing, men in uniform, dogs, action movies, Hetalia, SNK, and I have no idea what else to write here.

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Today, my dad and I got into an argument. When I was proven wrong, he said, "Good job, genius." I shot back the first thing that popped into my head, which was "I am not a genius!" He laughed and says that if I die before him, he's having that engraved on my tombstone. FML

#21122879
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32087) - you deserved it (12536)

On 04/25/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML

#21023934
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46245) - you deserved it (8704)

On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss declared total bankruptcy of the company and I lost my job. The good news is my coworkers and I all received McDonald's 10%-off coupons. They expired in 2003. FML

#20963285
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43322) - you deserved it (2555)

On 11/19/2013 at 11:50am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

#20918730
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21402) - you deserved it (80750)

On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating a mystery flavored candy and I had an allergic reaction. Not only did I have to go to the hospital because my throat swelled up, but I still don't know what I'm allergic to. FML

#20657778
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46971) - you deserved it (3896)

On 05/12/2013 at 1:20am - health - by those_allergies - United States (Oregon)

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not by any sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

#19535825
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18210) - you deserved it (3806)

On 04/27/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Bullocks (man) - United States (New York)

Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paper clip. FML

#18402392
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23253) - you deserved it (4875)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:38am - work - by ohno - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to see my guidance counselor. I was supposed to hear from my college about a scholarship by October 3rd. I was worried since it was already the 2nd so I went to talk to her. She never turned in my nomination. Goodbye $80,000 scholarship. FML

#5615281
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47279) - you deserved it (2651)

On 10/03/2009 at 12:37am - misc - by Screwed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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