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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 343
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About VengeanceChicken : Hi there! My name is Venge- *cough* *wheeze* F*CK!

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Today, I went camping with my husband not too far from our house. We got our tent pitched up, stove ready and roll-out bed out. He then said, "I'm just gonna go for a walk." It had been about an hour before I decided to go find him. He had walked home to play CoD. FML

#21239602
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40510) - you deserved it (4509)

On 08/17/2014 at 6:19am - misc - by AnnoyedWoman (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML

#21209168
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41212) - you deserved it (3396)

On 07/14/2014 at 7:04pm - work - by AFH2O - United States (California)

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

#21180513
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45841) - you deserved it (7654)

On 06/19/2014 at 10:33am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he started attacking my wife for breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he ranted that "You don't see me whipping my dick out and pissing in front of everyone, do you?" FML

#21146270
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54017) - you deserved it (4794)

On 05/20/2014 at 1:27pm - misc - by Q - United States

Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML

#21094789
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30215) - you deserved it (16181)

On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of almost six years asked me to move in with him. I assumed he meant that he was finally moving out of his parents' house and had found a place for us to live. No, it turns out he means he wants me to move in with him at his parents' place. FML

#20519650
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Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

#513
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22480) - you deserved it (5832)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)



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